THE BOSS. THE TOP OF THE LOG. THE HEAD HONCHO.
WHETHER YOU ARE SHOWING OFF TO YOUR MATES, OR GETTING THEM IN ON THE ACT, WE HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE CRAFT BEER MEMBERSHIP IN THE WORLD. IT IS THE “DON’T MESS WITH ME, I’M CRAZY ENOUGH TO HAVE MY OWN CRAFT BEER VENDING MACHINE” SUBSCRIPTION.
THIS YEARLY SUBSCRIPTION COMES WITH EXCLUSIVE MERCH, PRIVATE BREWERY TOURS, AND QUARTERLY (HUGE) FRIDGE FILLS, THIS PACKAGE IS PERFECT TO BRING la famiglia (AND HANGER-ON-ER-ERS) TOGETHER.
Whether that is local sports clubs after a match, set up for after work drinks in the office on a Friday or at your “Man Cave”, the membership pack is designed to take the chore and hassle out of spontaneous or planned gatherings where you just want to crack open a cold one!
Capped at just 4 (Yes, 4!) packages, this makes for serious exclusivity.
Payment terms are available. Enquiries can be sent to us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org
The Vending Machine
An annual Craft Cartel vending machine subscription service, where Craft Cartel will deliver, and refill, a vending machine that dispenses craft beer just for you.
Refilled quarterly to capacity, totaling up to 1,600 beers over the course of the year with local and independent breweries from around the country. Scheduling coordinated via the Craft Cartel concierge.
In addition to the vending machine, El Patron would not be the BOSS without some other perks for you and the crew. Additional Craft Cartel contraband including exclusive merch and boss level treatment in breweries for you and 9 mates, valued at over $2,000.
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$10,000 A YEAR
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4 x payments of $2500.
First payment of $2500. Remaining amount split over 11 months.